2008 Presidential Election

From Sclh0b

By whatewver means necessary.

America gets a hare transplant and brings home the bacon!

The 2008 Presidential Election was originally destined to be a boring waste of money engineered by big-money asshats controlling a large lemming-like contingent of feeble minded people.

However, this all changed in 2007, Commander Bunny announced his candidacy for President of the United States. Shortly thereafter, Bunny announced that Kracker had been chosen as a Vice Presidential candidate on the Bunny ticket. A press release from that time on a sclh0b website stated:

Attention Monkey Boys! Join the campaign NOW to ensure that your cage is adequately stocked with newspaper and Soylent Green after the RODENT REVOLUTION transpires! Use the official campaign graphics and MP3 files to show your support for the next President of the United States, Commander Bunny!

Since then, Bunny and Kracker have been issung periodic directives and mind-control transmissions on shortwave radio and in various AM, FM, UHF, VHF, splatterbox, microwave, and spark gap media, providing a viable alternative to The Man.

T-Shirts and various other propaganda supporting the campaign are available on ePay as of summer 2008.