Asshat
From Sclh0b
Mike Gaukin, a typical asshat.
Sierra Poo Poo, another asshat.
An asshat is best defined as "one whose head is so far up their rear end it could pass for a hat." Examples of asshats include Starsky Darsky, Mike Gaukin, Djboutit, and Donner.
Asshats often end up profiled on the interweb profiled on lame wiki sites as a testament to their asshattedness and acts of asshattery.
It is not known conclusively if there is a correlation between the personality traits of asshats and the feeble minded, but available data indicates that this must be so. However, a smaller number of asshats possess above average intelligence and are classified as asshats because of nuttiness, kookery, boofery, or other objectionable behavior such as pissing off Kracker on irc.
Further disussion of asshats can be found here.