Bozo Family
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If any person whatsoever shall marry within the following degrees, that is to say: If the son hath married, or shall marry his mother or stepmother, the brother his sister, the father his daughter, or his son's daughter, or his daughter's daughter, or if the son hath married, or shall marry the daughter of his father, begotten and born of his step-mother, or the son hath married or shall marry his aunt, being his father's or his mother's sister, or hath married or shall marry his uncle's wife, or the father hath married, or shall marry his son's wife, or the brother hath married, or shall marry his brother's wife, or any man hath married, or shall marry his wife's daughter, or his wife's son's daughter, or his wife's daughter's daughter, or his wife's sister, every person or persons so unlawfully married, shall be separated by the definitive sentence or judgment of the high court of chancery; and the attorney general, upon any information made to him of any such marriage, shall, and may exhibit a bill to the judge of the said court, against any persons so unlawfully married, who shall be compelled upon oath to answer the same; and upon such bill and answer, and the depositions of witnesses, where the same shall be necessary, the said court shall and may proceed to give judgment, and to declare the nullity of such marriage, and moreover may punish the parties by fine; and if the court see fit, may cause the parties to give bond with sufficient surety, that they will not cohabit hereafter, in such penalty as the said court shall judge reasonable: Provided always, That no punishment by fine shall be imposed on any person until the same shall have been assessed by a jury, duly impannelled at the bar of the said court: And provided also, That nothing herein contained, shall be construed to render illegitimate, the issue of any marriage so annulled.
The Bozo Family is a collection of freaks, retards, perverts, and fags originating with Ozo Schmickstein, a hermaphrodite from Bozonia. He was the son and daughter of Bozo's Mother's Penis and Black Dutch Schmickstein. Ozo Schmickstein plooked Aunt Two Goiters, Bozo's Father's Vagina, and Creaturella and out pooted a collection of awful spawn.
This spoogefest resulted in a tribe of creatures that persists through intermarriage, bestiality, faggotry, and other perverted practices. Despite attempts to eradicate these disgusting freaks, they keep happily plooking each other and farm animals. Family members and their descendants include the hideous creatures listed below.
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A
- Ahmadinejad Bozo *
- Ass Face
- Aunt Fecella
- Aunt Gaggola Schleckstein
- Aunt Great Grandpappy Llamazo *
- Aunt Great Grandpa *
- Aunt Great Grandpazo Poofter Stinkstein *
- Aunt Sissy *
- Aunt Two Goiters
- Aunt Uncle Cousin Great Grandmammy Schleckstein *
- Aunt Uncle Hideous *
- Aunt Uncle Loafjizzo *
- Aunt Uncle "Humpback" Spoogestein
- Aunt Uncle Triple Goiters *
- Aunt Uncle Watermelon Fruitzo Schmickstein *
- Auntie Fugzola Spoogestein *
- Ayatollah Ali Khamene Ali Bozo *
B
- Babyface Schmuckstein *
- Batboy *
- Barfo *
- Beardzo Stinkstein *
- Beezo
- Black Dutch Schmickstein *
- Borzo Jayrat Schleckstein *
- Boofzo *
- Boozo *
- Bozda *
- Bozetta Smilkstein *
- Bozetto Yostein *
- Bozo
- Bozo Cryptstein *
- Bozo Shitstein *
- Bozo Straka *
- Bozobzo Hippiestein The Ninteenth
- Bozohead Molestein
- Bozolio *
- Bozoquerita *
- Bozo's Father's Vagina *
- Bozo's Mother's Penis *
- Bullzo Schmickstein *
C
- Cockzob Stainsmilker *
- Cousin Aunt Great Grampy "Spike"
- Cousin Aunt Lemorzo *
- Cousin Aunt Uncle Grandma Bozes *
- Cousin Aunt Skipzo Spoogestein *
- Cousin Holehead *
- Cousin Two Faces Schleckstein *
- Cousin Weinergrabber Smudgestein *
- Crapzo *
- Creaturella *
- Cuffzobo Stinkstein *
D
E
F
G
- Goat
- Goatgang Raquinb Bozart *
- Goatzo Schleckstein *
- Granny Goatmilkstein *
- Great Aunt Fagola Schleckstein *
- Great Aunt Uncle Tit Goiter
H
I
J
- Jay Smolinskizo *
- Jessibozo Ames Corbinstein *
- Jizzabozo
- Joe "Garigiola" Schleckstein
- Joezo Smooshstein *
- John Wayne Gacy *
- Junkzo "Vega Boy" Smilkstein
K
L
- Lil' Cousin Apezo
- Loafo
- Loafhead
- Loafscarzetta Peehole *
- Loafstein Kehoe *
- Loafy Straka *
- Loafzo Stinkstein *
M
N
O
P
- Pervzo the clown *
- Phucktardedzo Stenchstein Schleckski The Third
- Pissy
- Poozo
- Portuguese Waterdogzo *
- Pud The Clown (aka. Mr. Damp Sheets)
- Pusso Spoogestein *
Q
R
S
- Saboo *
- Sadzo Yostein *
- Sambozo Schmickstein *
- Scarfman
- Scarfwoman *
- Scarfy Cyrus *
- Scarfzo Loafstein *
- Scarfzo Stinkstein *
- Scary Ann Smilkhoe *
- Schlecko
- Shaqua Bozo
- Shebozetta *
- Shebozo *
- Shitzo
- Sierra Poo Poo
- Smilko
- Smilk Thing *
- Spoogo
- Spoogy
- Steve Cole *
- Stinkzo
- Swami Bozo *
T
U
- Ugbozo Spoogita Smilkstein *
- Uggolita Hatchetface Nipplehead Smilkstain *
- Ugskipzo Stinkstein *
- Ugzobo Stinkstein *
- Ugzobozetta Stinkstein *
- Uncle Doody
- Uncle Gargola "Gargoyle" Schmickstein
- Uncle Klowno Pissdrinker Sludgestein
- Uncle Nosehead *
- Uncle Piss-Aunt
- Uncle Schleckstein
- Uncle Two Goiters *
- Unibrowzetta Fuglita *
- Unibrowzo
