Frank From Queens
Frank is massively fat, and can be usually found stuffing his face with food, or what ever happens to walk by in arms reach. Frank's mother's apartment is a vile bio-hazard, but since he has a voracious appetite, no roaches or rats can be found within a 20 foot radius.
Frank is such a low life fat asshole that he exhibits a condition known as negative slack, which means that he can suck all of the slack out of a crowded room. When Frank is not eating and shitting on himself, he musters all of the strength he has and blathers on about the repression of white people. Frank also believes that the Apartheid was a pretty nifty idea. Frank is also a supporter of the AWB, a bunch of pedophile Nazi wanna-be's in South Africa.
Frank has made sexual advances towards Loafhead, but even she finds him repulsive. To compensate, Frank routinely has sex with his mother while shitting himself.