Kracker

From Sclh0b

Kracker is a f00kin' sclhob who produces and engineers pirate radio shows. Kracker has a long and sordid history as a CB Savage, but has focused on shortwave broadcasting outside the CB zone in recent years. His smamry website provides a detailed biography and other irrelevent details. Kracker is associated with Kracker Radio and Radio Jamba International, but there are a number of other bizarrely named shows for which it is believed have originated from his fertile, but imbalanced, mind. His radio mission has been twisted by his mandate as an ordained minister in the Church of the Subgenius.

Kracker spent some time in an institution that was "founded on the theory that inebriety, like insanity, is a disease, requiring like that, for its cure, medical and moral treatment..." Obviously this didn't work too well.

Kracker claims to be The Most Banned Man On The Internet.

Kracker is a long standing champion in the occasional beer contests sponsored by the League. He is also the current holder of the desired Fart King honor, awarded yearly at some f00kin sclhob's July 4 party somewhere in the central United States.

Kracker is known to make killer smoked ribs, and he likes to boil his nuts.

It is very unwise to upset Kracker, especially on the interweb. He is known to reward asshattery by making the perpetrator famouse.