Mountain Don't

This article is disgusting.

Mountain Don't is very warm; notice that the ice in this glass of the beverage has completely melted.

Mountain Don't is Bozo's preferred Winterfest beverage. It is a warm, yellow drink, composed of pee, high fructose corn syrup, carbonated water, ice, and Jism Bee honey. The drink's name was created by Timtron.

Captain Ganja, in his book Fookin Slchobs, describes Mountain Don't:

It's basically Tony Straka pissing in a glass over ice and handing in to Bozo at the 2001 SWL Fest while Ganja and JB laugh their asses off watching Bozo drink it. Then Tony ran up to us laughing and said "Bozo drank from my cock".. then the three of us totally lost it laughing non-stop as we fell to the floor in hysterics.

Because of this event, Mountain Don't is also a nickname for Tony Straka.